Two Leaky Cauldrons!!!

For A, who's having a bad cold, and for G, who's down with Conjunctivitis.

A leaky nose, and a watery eye,
Drip-drip-drip, so very unabated!
One looks like a tap not closed for long,
And, one out of Monster Incorporated!!!





Grumpy and growly, surly and sour,
Nerves are all strained and all haywire?!?
Oops! Am I in big big trouble or what!?!
I'm sure you're dumping me in the nearest quagmire!!!

The cold gives a nice lilt to your voice,
And, the red eye makes you look so very cute,
I can completely read the twinkle in your eyes,
It tells me you're looking to put me on mute!!!

The horrendous cold, and the monstrous eye,
Will stay with you for a very tiny, lil while,
So, bide your time, and hold your nerves,
And, when you get better, I'll run a mile!!!

All jokes aside, just wanted to make you laugh,
Turn the knob on the tap and close that eye of a goon!
I can see you fuming; and the fire come out your mouths!
You really thought I'd say, "get well soon"?!? :-D

P.S. I'd better scoooooooot now!!!

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